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10 ЖАРЕНЫХ АРАРАГИ ИЗ 10

Когда на англе задают написать историю про пятидневное путешествие куда-нибудь, а ты хикка, не видавшая в реале ничего, кроме своего города. Но никто же не говорил, что место путешествия должно реально существовать (:

DAY1: We arrived in Gravebay, a strange, little town near a desert, in the evening. I confess, this place seemed to me a real god forgotten one, but Jessica convinced me, that this town would surprise me. Anyway, we stayed in a motel next to the wasteland. One interesting fact about this motel: all rooms here had number 13. We chose 13c.  I was really tired, so I went to sleep.

DAY2: When I woke up, our room was flooded with light. I looked at the clock, but it showed 3 a.m. Then I went to the window and I saw it. A big, shining ball hovered over the wasteland. I woke up Jessica, and she ran outside, when she saw this fireball. All day Jessica had been running on the wasteland like a cat for a laser pointer. She wanted to catch this strange thing, but she couldn’t.

DAY3: Finally we went for a walk in town. Jessica wanted to go to the Quay, and we went there. One interesting fact about this Quay: there aren’t a sea, an ocean or a river. There is only sand! But there were sold fish sticks. Maybe they wanted to make spirit of the sea, but it looked like a bad joke or madness.

DAY4: Today we saw a werewolf. We were in a local café with an ominous title “Last Dinner”, and a polar owl flew outside the window. A POLAR OWL IN KANSAS! We went out of the café and ran for this bird. The owl did several circles around the town and then landed in bushes near the hairdresser’s. And a man in a bathrobe came out the bushes. HE HAD A BIRD LEGS AND YELLOW EYES LIKE THAT OWL!

DAY5: We slept all day and went to a night circus at midnight. There were a lot people, we met them near the forest and went to the circus together. We were scared short walking in night forest, but it was worth it. We saw a wonderful performance. It looked like true magic!

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Шутка про личную жизнь или как я пытаюсь найти себе девушку.